Brokenhearted

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

bezarin:

 

Hay cosas que sinceramente no se las puedes contar a nadie.

preguntas-tontas-en-clases:

m-crazy:

Como que soy mujer y me masturbo. Por ejemplo.

Eso es normal… Yo creoXD

chuchetumarex:

Buenos días hahahahahaha

Beautiful.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

itslatingirl:

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¿Adrenalina? abrir Tumblr con tus papás mirando.

@ acumulou